For the previous In The Name Of Beauty post, I soaked my feet in bags of goo that I bought off the internet from a foreign country for 30 minutes, and then promptly forgot about it… Until my feet started
peeling like a cobra shedding its skin. I almost had a heart attack while Googling WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FEET, until I remembered that was supposed to happen…
But, it worked! My feet are now baby soft (even though my mind is now traumatized. So is Tony’s. He witnessed the whole thing. It was gross. He referenced Jeff Goldblum in The Fly at one point. I referenced Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs.) #worthit
So, for my next In the Name Of Beauty post, I’m drinking a daily dose of Collagen Replenish! Basically, slurping Botox*. But, in its defense, it is gluten free, flavorless, non-GMO and only 10 calories per serving! And Tony bought it for me at the protein shake store. (I guess that’s supposed to make me feel better?)
Theoretically, it helps “replenish Collagen production, protect cells from oxidative stress and maintain skin’s elasticity and firmness. When you replenish Collagen proteins, you can help reduce the appearance of wrinkles and support natural Collagen production for healthy skin texture.” But, it hasn’t been evaluated by the FDA… So, I’m evaluating it for myself! Wish me luck and eternal youth (or just really smooth,
glowing wedding photos!)
*This is not a true statement. From some light Googling, I discovered Botox is very different from facial
fillers. So, scientifically speaking, I’m slurping facial fillers, I guess?
**This is not a sponsored post. I’m doing this of my own free, and possibly stupid, will.