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{Kim, at my bachelorette party in Ojai}

After my Veuve-and-slider-station bender this past weekend, it’s time to crawl back onto the “fit into my wedding dress” wagon. My friend Kim is pictured above, so it goes without saying she knows what to eat to look like that. (You can check out her other fave smoothie recipe here.) She shared this recipe to help a girl out. It didn’t have a name when she emailed it, so I’m taking full credit for that (sorry, Kim.) Maybe if this blog doesn’t work out, I’ll pursue a career in smoothie naming. Is Jamba Juice even around anymore? I’m getting sidetracked… Here’s what to blend to get a body like Kim! It serves 2, so you can share with your lover or eat both yourself.


{But first, another picture of Kim. I found this selfie on my phone from the bachelorette weekend. I love it and her.}

1 cup kale

1 cup spinach

2 cups almond milk

2 bananas

1 cup blueberries

2 tablespoons almond butter

2 tablespoons chia seeds (optional)

Handful ice

Serves 2


{More from the bachelorette. My stomach has never looked like that in my entire life.}


{Okay, ONE MORE from the bachelorette. I have no idea what I’m doing with my arm here. Trying to make it look skinny, I think.}

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