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{ This weekend, before the stress of the week consumed me }

Do you ever pop a Xanax, make cookie dough and eat it raw for dinner, then meditate with a sheet mask on your face while chugging wine through a straw? Or was that just me last night? THIS WEEK IS GOING SO GOOD YOU GUYS. I am adulting so good. SO GOOD. Now excuse me while I scream into a pillow, then take my first shower of the week (JK, I don’t have time, I have dinner plans and my friends will just have to deal with me + 1 full can of dry shampoo in the place of hair). Happy hump day! Here is some stuff to read on the internet instead of living your life, if you want to be like me!

Does any dessert say IT’S SUMMER MOTHER F*&#3%’S better than strawberry shortcake??

This Instagram is killing me. LOVE.

How to make travel a little less of a nightmare from the 7th level of hell.

Thoughts by my brilliant and hilarious friend Courtney on why the internet is slowly killing us.

The 10 best hair ideas for summer.

Beautiful advice for young female writers.

19 deep thoughts on The Bachelorette (season 12!!) premiere.

A guide to the best Memorial Day sales happening this weekend.

Are you anxious? Or just creative?