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Carl's Jr burger audish

All you need to know about my day is that when I went to Starbucks this morning and they asked me my name for the order, I replied “Tony.” I 100% HAVE ALZHEIMER’S (self-diagnosed). We are still living in our bunker and Tony says we can’t afford to keep eating take-out sushi every night, and I’m pretty sure I’m losing my mind. When I’m not arguing with my dogs or trying to get some work done, here is what I am trolling on the internet:

The sketch I wrote a few years ago about a girl auditioning for one of those Carl’s Jr. burger commercials. Tony pulled the above pic from it for his #wcw on Instagram.

The Father of the Bride house is for sale. I REPEAT, THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE HOUSE IS FOR SALE.

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According to Pinterest, this is the dream home of 2016.

3 words: Champagne. Ice. Cubes. YOU’RE WELCOME.

This beautiful floral art installation.

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If you’re in L.A., come see me and so many of my hilarious, talented friends in this show tomorrow, Saturday or June 25th.

In my opinion, a very important read: Is That A Threat? The Slippery Slope From Disagreement To Harassment.

Finally, this is not a political blog – but what happened in Orlando isn’t political, it’s humanity. I signed this petition, and wrote letters to all of my elected representatives. It takes less than 5 minutes.