This guy is out of town being a movie star, so here is the crap I’m spending my time trolling while he is gone (aside from caring for the 5 dogs currently in my home. I am like a living, breathing episode of Hoarders RN.)

WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS.

3 delish mocktails.

Iconic moments from The Simple Life.

The perfect PCH road trip. (Tony and I did a PCH road trip when we first started dating and it was THE BEST. Thinking it’s time for another one.)

Hair and makeup trends from the Emmys red carpet. (Here is mine!)

My friend Doug met his now-wife on Tinder, and made this for the wedding. It is the cutest.

This portrait series melts my heart.

And this made me laugh a lot.

Marie Kondo’s 5 tips for decluttering your finances.

Kind of love this news tactic… (It got me!!)

Tony and I are in this movie, coming soon to a cinema near you!

THAT’S MY FRIEND!!!! All up in Vanity Fair. I cannot WAIT.