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HAPPY HUMP DAY! It’s closer to Friday than not! For your weekly dose of mid-week distractions, here’s a round-up of Tony’s choice reactions to the latest episode of The Bachelor:
Ben: “I’m responsible for the emotions and the feelings in the house.” Tony: “Good luck with that, dude! I have enough trouble with one. Wait ’til they all start their periods at the same time!”
“So which weird girl do you think has a crush on the host?”
“It must be so hard for them all to go outside and wave goodbye as he goes on a date with someone else.”
Re: The plane date: “God willing, they’ll crash in a fiery death so I won’t have to watch this show anymore.”
“Dope ribcage tat, bro.”
“Have they ever had a chubby Bachelor? Or even, like, a husky one?”
“F*&^ing sobby Tia Carrere. Has she ever even hung out with him?” (Editor’s note: Clearly he wasn’t paying much attention last week, or is too overwhelmed by Ben’s sheer number of lady options to be able to tell them all apart.)
Super emo, opening his soul up a la Ben: “I don’t tell many people this, but… Umm… Last year, I had an ingrown toenail. It lasted about 2 weeks. I overcame it. I want to be able to share things like that, and I feel like I can with you.”
“Dude, ditch those chicks and go with the soccer coach!”
“JESUS. We’ve gotta watch them try to play soccer for half an hour?!”
“Give Emily a date, man. Just give her a date. She’s working so hard for it.”
“MATHEMATICIAN?!”
“Weird toes?! I’m OUT!”
Still don’t want to go back to work? Here are the links I’m loving on the internet this week:
This Instagrammer perfectly matches makeup to snacks.
These adorable Swedish baby names are making me want to adopt more dogs!
dineLA game plan.
Oh, just the magical insides of Emily Blunt and John Krasinski’s $8 million dollar house.
Watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for FREE this week. Rachel Bloom is EVERYTHING.
10 smart ways to save money on travel.
My latest favorite Instagram feed.
The 16 best hair color transformations of all time.
Must-download apps for renters.
Trying to curb my online shopping addiction, but this dress is making that hard.
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