{My bestie Katierose got me out of the house, mostly to get me to shower and change out of my writing uniform of yesterday’s sweatpants, I think}

Tony is currently road-tripping across the country with his brother, so I’m spending a lot of time talking to my dogs and trying to get work done. (*By “work done,” I mean reading self help books and writing to the point that I feel – and look – a little bit like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.) Aside from counting the days until Dry January is over (5, although technically I should be going until February 4, but probably won’t because Monday February 1 is our 6-month wedding anniversary and I want to celebrate with a bottle of champagne and a pile of cupcakes), here is the clickbait I’m currently trolling… HAPPY HUMP DAY!

Instead of meeting for coffee, I’m going to make my friends meet to meditate.

This is Tony’s dream.

DIY Thin Mints. I REPEAT, DIY THIN MINTS.

This “The Bachelor” spoof is EVERYTHING. Molly Hawkey is a queen.

Pretty tutorial for eyes that pop.

9 foods a nutritionist will never eat. (Wonder if they’d eat DIY Thin Mints????)

The health benefits of knitting. Should I learn so I can make outfits for my dogs? (This is a real question.)

The biggest closet in America.

How to stay positive during tough times.

Tips for moving in together.

Um, anyone want to go to CAMP with me this summer??? How amazing an idea is this?!

This seems like a good way to make grocery shopping less of a nightmare.

These sandals have got me dreaming about spring (and a paycheck I don’t have).