{Me, posing it up at Momofuku Milk Bar}

We were out of town visiting Tony’s side of the family in Washington D.C. this past weekend and got home yesterday, so there will be no edition of Tony’s Reactions To The Bachelor this week (his 6-year-old niece and 4-year-old nephew didn’t want to watch. Neither did anyone else but me. Go figure.) We got home yesterday, and I’ve already checked the calendar three times to figure out what day of the week it is. Since it appears to be Wednesday, here is what I’m trolling on the internet instead of working… HAPPY HUMP DAY!

The very first sneak peek at School of Rock!!!!!!! (My hubs is playing the role Jack Black played in the movie and I am so veryveryveryvery proud of him). Here are the music videos for “Shut Up And Dance” and “Lips Are Movin.” The TV show is premiering soon (date TBD)!

This piece on online dating, which will simultaneously make you laugh out loud (so hard you snort cereal out your nose when you read #6), and also rip your heart open. My friend Jeanie wrote it, and she is brilliant.

The guys behind Reno 911 have a new show coming out: Bajillion Dollar Propertie$, a web series skewering Million Dollar Listing. I LOVE both Reno 911 and Million Dollar Listing, so that alone is enough to rev me up… But add in the fact that a lot of our funniest friends happen to be starring on it, and I AM SO EXCITED. It’s gonna be magic. Here’s a sneak preview, featuring Adam Scott! (*Adam Scott is not my friend. Because I have not met him. #goals)

BEN & JERRY’S HAS RELEASED NON-DAIRY FLAVORS. This is not a drill. It’s basically healthy to eat a whole carton now, right???

The 10 Commandments of Saving (like sharing this is going to make me actually do it myself hahahahaha)

A breakdown of the KonMari decluttering and organizing method (like sharing this is going to make me actually do it myself hahahahaha)

This dress has me dreaming of spring.

The ultimate Girl Scout Cookie & wine pairing guide.

Getting my game face on with these Super Bowl sandwich recipes and snacks (jk the Super Bowl bores me.)

This celeb stylist tells ALL about the “behind the scenes” of awards shows.

This terrific Instagram, deep dark fears (which I discovered via A Cup of Jo.)