{SUPER BOWL SUNDAY/Team Beyoncé: Me, living my best life/pretending I belong in a home movie theater. Kim, who actually does belong in this home movie theater. Katierose, blissing out in the home movie theater’s massage chair. #TAKEMEBACK}

This week has been cray cray slammed because I finally got a real job that pays actual money (!!!) for the next few weeks, so I haven’t had much time to troll the internet… But here’s the clickbait that got me while I was inhaling a chocolate croissant this AM/waiting for my Xanax to kick in last night. HAPPY HUMP DAY, lovers! (ps Do you hate me for saying “cray cray?” I do!)

Funny or Die made a 50-minute movie about Donald Trump starring everyone you love. (Including Johnny Depp. And Michaela Watkins, who I’m performing in a show with at the Groundlings tonight!)

This hilarious vid of men answering questions as moms.

These tweets of roles currently available for women in Hollywood is hilarious/horrifying. My fave: A gorgeous woman, JANE, 23, is a little tipsy, dancing naked on her big bed, as adorable as she is sexy. My 2nd fave: His wife JANE is making dinner and watching CNN on a small TV. She was model pretty once, but living an actual life has taken its toll.

Happiness: Practice makes perfect.

Healthy “fast food” joints in L.A.

6 best travel apps.

Editors’ top skincare picks to spend all your $$$$$$ on.

STRAWBERRY BROWNIE SKEWERS

The new Full House trailer is up and it’s giving me all the feels.

The best (and worst) of the Super Bowl ads.

What it costs to live like Kylie Jenner (grab a barf bag and don’t look at your student loans before reading).

This Instagram with beautiful pictures of hedgehogs.

This pretty much sums up everything that terrifies me about parenthood.

My friend Cameron has THE BEST STYLE (Hollywood thinks so, too – she’s the costume designer for Pretty Little Liars.) Loving her weekly feature on the looks of PLL.