{The whole fam in a state of pure bliss at the swim-up bar}

WE’RE BAAAAACK! (Trying to sound excited over the keyboard, even though I’m weighed down by about 15 lbs of tacos and margs, and the general ennui of crawling back to reality. How melodramatic for a Wednesday mid-morning!) I know I told you I’d be back to the blog Tuesday, but I lied (sorry sorry sorry). We were scheduled to fly back Monday, but were having so much fun we pushed our flight and stayed an extra night. SO, we’re back on schedule a day late: lovable links today, a post with all the juicy taco-filled deets about our Mexican getaway tomorrow and gratitude list Friday. Thanks for letting me escape life for a few days and drown myself in booze and sunscreen. It was a 30th birthday trip for the books. We got home late last night, and I dragged myself to a workout class at 6:30 this morning. Pretty sure my sweat smelled like tequila, but I didn’t pass out or barf so I’m calling it a WIN. I got a writing job (!!) that pays in actual money (not potential and dreams) that I need to buckle down on stat, but if you’d like to procrastinate for me, here is the clickbait catching my eye this breezy Wednesday morning… HAPPY HUMP DAY!

I’m performing some sketches I wrote in MA’AM this Sunday March 6 & Thursday March 10! If you’re in L.A., COME!

This made me laugh so hard (mostly because I have NO idea how to use Snapchat and had to get one of Tony’s teenage co-stars of School of Rock to try to teach me and I still didn’t get it. Further perpetuating my terror about turning 30. #OLD)

Are you watching Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ (from the creators of Reno 911 and starring lots of our friends)? If not, DO IT. I am obsessed.

The coolest haircuts from around the globe.

Single by choice: Why fewer women are choosing to get married. (I went retro and took the MRS. plunge.) What do you think?

8 secrets of women who never seem to get tired.

The world’s hardest restaurant reservations to secure.

These time-saving tips.

What to eat (and avoid) when you’re trying to get pregnant. (I’ll add to the “avoid” list: Probably everything I consumed, in copious amounts, in Mexico.)

Great app recommendations.

This guy approached dating like a mathmetician (because he is one).