Tony got a tooth pulled yesterday. When he stumbled into the waiting room with his face completely numb, he asked if he looked okay and I told him, “Honestly, you look a little Sling Blade.” But last time I got a tooth pulled, I peed in the car so I’m not really one to talk! Here’s what I’m trolling online while the poor patient recovers…

15 acts of chivalry for the 21st century.

Can’t wait to make this healthy salad for my BBQ-loving husband.

Gwyneth’s guide to working with a contractor.

And in other Gwyn news, here is goop’s round-up of sex toys, including a $15K vibrator (don’t worry if you can’t afford it! There is also a $535 option!)

Oh, just CHRIS HEMSWORTH BAKING HIS DAUGHTER THE CUTEST CAKE OF ALL TIME EVER.

Also filed under parenthood: This art is the sweetest, and my latest Insta follow.

All the dresses from the Met Ball giving me FOMO (I’m delusional and truly believe one day I will get to go.)

Should I buy this bag? I feel like I need to.

Be a hostess with the mostest.

The best snacks to buy at Trader Joe’s.

This DIY decor would be perfect for a bridal shower, and now I need some friends to get engaged so I can make these and maintain my wedding fever foreverrrrr…

How to stop feeling stressed, according to science. (LOVE this one because it says shopping can curb sadness!!!!!! I TOLD YOU, TONY! But for real, there is also some great, non-$$-spending advice in here.)