All you need to know about my day is that when I went to Starbucks this morning and they asked me my name for the order, I replied “Tony.” I 100% HAVE ALZHEIMER’S (self-diagnosed). We are still living in our bunker and Tony says we can’t afford to keep eating take-out sushi every night, and I’m pretty sure I’m losing my mind. When I’m not arguing with my dogs or trying to get some work done, here is what I am trolling on the internet:

The sketch I wrote a few years ago about a girl auditioning for one of those Carl’s Jr. burger commercials. Tony pulled the above pic from it for his #wcw on Instagram.

The Father of the Bride house is for sale. I REPEAT, THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE HOUSE IS FOR SALE.

I hope THIS brings you as much joy as it did me!

How to make a relationship last.

Like these movies? Here are 100+ other things you might like…

One of my favorite moments from School of Rock yet. Don’t forget to catch the season finale this weekend!

According to Pinterest, this is the dream home of 2016.

3 words: Champagne. Ice. Cubes. YOU’RE WELCOME.

This beautiful floral art installation.

Steps to turn off the nagging self-doubt in your head.

The 38 essential restaurants in the US of A.

The Ikea-like shops you haven’t heard of.

If you’re in L.A., come see me and so many of my hilarious, talented friends in this show tomorrow, Saturday or June 25th.

In my opinion, a very important read: Is That A Threat? The Slippery Slope From Disagreement To Harassment.

Finally, this is not a political blog – but what happened in Orlando isn’t political, it’s humanity. I signed this petition, and wrote letters to all of my elected representatives. It takes less than 5 minutes.