{ LOVING the new yard. TERRIFIED of the swan. Tippi is in a shirt her “grandma” (my mom) got her in Amsterdam. }

We are mid-move/remodel right now and we are temporarily without internet, so I’m feeling very bohemian-millennial penning this modern-day love letter to the people of the internet as I sip a giant Starbucks and type at a small table covered in cream and pastry dust. It’s past my lunchtime and I get hangry, so I’m gonna make it quick… Here’s what I’ve been trolling online in between trying to convince Tony we NEED a flamingo shower curtain for the guest room (which has the original pink tiles from when the house was built in 1939 that are the exact shade of a flamingo, making this an inspired and brilliant choice)! HAPPY HUMP DAY!

Which shower curtain do we NEED? Help me convince Tony! This one or this one?

Wanna live in Night At The Museum? Coolest sleepover ever.

The most extravagant hotel experiences in the world.

YES SAM RICHARDSON! YES!

Oh, just an acoustic version of MMMBop making my 13-year-old (and current) heart sing with joy.

Hilarious baby photo shoot fails.

This girl is as passionate about keyboard’ing as I am about frosting.

My version of beer (I’M A SNOB I CAN’T HELP IT I HATE BEER OK).

Dating advice from my friend’s grandma.

Summer theme party ideas because let’s be real, theme parties were the best part of college.

I LOVE this woman, and her take on “natural” childbirth.

Basically, every hiking trail in California.

School of Rock‘s official music video for “Shut Up and Dance” from the season finale!

Study: Bigger biceps may benefit your heart, validating my love for big arms. (Pretty much everyone who spoke at our wedding spoke of my big arm fetish. I think even my dad’s song-speech.)

10 best new nail colors.

Pool floats for summer! SHOULD WE GET THE FLAMINGO TO GO WITH THE FLAMINGO SHOWER???