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Posted June 15, 2016 | Filed in click crack, SERIES |
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All you need to know about my day is that when I went to Starbucks this morning and they asked me my name for the order, I replied "Tony." I 100% HAVE ALZHEIMER'S (self-diagnosed). We are still living in our bunker and Tony says we can't afford to keep eating take-out sushi every night, and I'm pretty sure I'm losing my mind. When I'm not arguing with my dogs or trying to get some work done, here is what I am trolling on the internet...View Article

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Posted June 8, 2016 | Filed in click crack, SERIES |
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This has been a great week. On Monday, Tony and I got to pitch a TV show about our life/relationship/families, and have all our fingers and toes crossed that it sells so we can work together and be together ALL THE TIME. And now that we know our new house is happening, we've also been in full on nesting mode, planning our new home with our good friend Amber at Spruce Design & Organization. I should probably be working on boxing up all my hoarding, but instead I'm Pinterest'ing all the things I can't afford! If you, too, are looking for things to do on the internet instead of work, here are a few pieces of interest to peruse...View Article

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Posted June 1, 2016 | Filed in click crack, SERIES |
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Do you guys do that thing that all the skinny celebrities swear they do, drinking a cup of hot water with lemon in it as soon as you wake up to "alkalize" your body? (Whatever that means.) Can someone please explain this to me? Because I did it yesterday and today and haven't lost any weight yet, and I'm starting to think it's bullcrap, and I want to cut straight to the chase/life source: COFFEE. Anyway, if you don't want to face life today, here are some things to read on the internet instead!View Article

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Posted May 25, 2016 | Filed in click crack, SERIES |
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Do you ever pop a Xanax, make cookie dough and eat it raw for dinner, then meditate with a sheet mask on your face while chugging wine through a straw? Or was that just me last night? THIS WEEK IS GOING SO GOOD YOU GUYS. I am adulting so good. SO GOOD. Now excuse me while I scream into a pillow, then take my first shower of the week (JK, I don't have time, I have dinner plans and my friends will just have to deal with me + 1 full can of dry shampoo in the place of hair). Happy hump day! Here is some stuff to read on the internet instead of living your life, if you want to be like me!View Article

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Posted May 18, 2016 | Filed in click crack, SERIES |
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My best friend and co-Maid of Honor Jax shared this hot hot pic on Facebook last night and it gave me all the feels!!!!! I think this was before a school dance circa 2001? As you can see, I was already channeling my inner Stepford Wife, 15-going-on-37, while Jax was really feeling the Britney vibe. (She could probably still rock that crop top, though.) We've known each other since we were babies and grew up down the street from each other, and now she has a baby of her own and lives walking distance from both our parents. This photo simultaneously made my week - and also made me desperately homesick, and envisioning an alternate reality in which I still lived close, could take her spin classes every day and hear her in person (instead of via text) telling me to take a freaking chill pill and stop worrying so much. Aside from that daydream (Jax, I MISS YOU), here are the other things getting me through this hump day...View Article

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Posted May 4, 2016 | Filed in click crack, SERIES |
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My parents were in town from last Wednesday to yesterday morning, which means I ate something green and not deep-fried for the first time in almost a week today. Our house has a thin carpet of dog hair from the 5 canines we collectively live with and up until noon, I thought it was Monday. (It's Wednesday.) Instead of dealing with my life and attempting to be a functional adult in society, I'm trolling the internet. Here's what I'm reading instead of doing the laundry and shoveling the mountain of dog crap in our yard...View Article

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Writer//actor//comedian//wife//animal hoarder just trying to survive the mean streets of L.A. My husband Tony Cavalero & 3 rescue dogs are my favorite people (not necessarily in that order).
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